. . . wc . . .

. . . water closet:

a compartment or room

with a toilet . . .

. . . meaning: this room

does not currently qualify . . .

. . . as you can see . . .

. . . what? . . .

. . . you don't keep your toilet

on the back porch? . . .

. . . so . . .

. . . while you were watching

a midnight showing

of the hunger games . . .

. . . i turned into

a beadboard painting machine . . .

. . . one coat of primer . . .

. . . then four coats of semi-gloss . . .

. . . and i've only just begun . . .

{totally open to suggestions for a color

to paint the top portion of the walls . . . help!}