. . . happy o'birthday . . .

. . . remember back in elementary school . . .

. . . on saint patrick's day . . . 

. . . pinching someone . . .

. . . and they would say . . .

. . . "i AM wearing green" . . . 

. . . "look at my eyes!" . . .

. . . and there was 

a teensy tiny fleck 

of something green-"ish" . . .

. . . and they'd pinch you back . . .

. . . HARD . . .

. . . i'm just saying . . .

. . . tyler . . . 

. . . don't even think about trying that nonsense . . .

. . . mr. blue blue blue no green anywhere eyes . . .

. . . happy twenty-sixth saint patty's day birthday . . .

. . . we're glad to have you & meems for roomies . . .