. . . remember that one episode
of the brady bunch
when they're trying
to make a record . . .
{go ahead and watch that video
and let me know how long it takes
to get that tune out of your head}
. . . isn't this
. . . i, apparently, thought so . . .
. . . back in 1996 . . .
. . . but the time has come . . .
{actually it probably should have come a long time ago}
. . . for a change . . .
{insert cracking voice}
. . . so i've decided
to get rid of part of it . . .
. . . there are three essential tools
for removing wallpaper . . .
1} a paper tiger
[it's an amazing scoring/perforating tool that makes tiny holes ~
i wish i'd invented it]
2} a spray bottle of hot water
[i use a pressurized garden sprayer,
sparing myself from painful hand cramps]
3} and the most important tool
is patience
. . . the tools are used in that order . . .
. . . score the paper . . .
. . . spray . . .
. . . wait . . .
. . . repeat steps two and three
many times . . .
. . . especially the waiting . . .
. . . trying to peel the paper off too early
only brings frustration
and damaged drywall . . .
. . . about four hours later . . .
. . . and that's all there is to it . . .
. . . i'd say it's already looking
about twenty-five per cent better . . .