. . . {don't} pinch me . . .

. . . the dumbest holiday of the year 

is nearly here . . .

{okay, tyler, i know it's your birthday. 

still ~ st. patrick's day is lame}

. . . but just in case you're worried

 about your sweet baby 

getting pinched . . .

{more than usual ~ i mean ~ baby cheeks are simply irresistible}

. . . here's surefire insurance 

against it . . .

. . . chevrons . . .

 {pastels, including green. these are admittedly more easter-ish. 

and i swear the one in the middle is closer to teal than aqua. 

i blame the camera}

. . . stripes . . . 

{shamrock and emerald} 

. . . polka dots . . .

{jade and lime}

. . . or maybe you just want to hide 

and wait till it's over . . . 

{i'd go with the camo}

. . . in any case . . . 

. . . it's your lucky day . . . 

. . . call or email me . . .