. . . rhyming is hard . . .

. . . if you're my neighbor . . .

. . . you probably found 

one of these 

on your doorstep . . . 

. . . i'll give you a topic . . . 

. . . a] same product . . .

. . . b] two different labels . . .

. . . c] five different cap colors . . . 

. . . discuss . . .

. . . this delicious fizziness 

comes to us via mexico . . . 

. . . this utter nonsense 

comes to you 

via {out of focus} brain cells . . . 

. . . {mine!} . . .

. . . YOU try writing 

meaningful poetry 

when you're waaaaay too tired . . . 

. . . the best part 

of these little treats was 

wrapping them up 

whilst watching 

the first presidency 

christmas devotional . . . 

. . . don't you just 

love that 

german accent? . . . 

. . . merry christmas . . . 

{tips for speediest delivery of multiple treats:

a] wear black

b] go late

c] in the rain}