. . . when abc closes one door . . .

. . . fox opens another . . .

. . . jillian may have {finally} chosen ed . . .

{any bets on how long it'll last?}

. . . not to worry . . .

. . . let *the fatchelor begin . . .

. . . what else am i supposed to do? . . .

. . . i mean with no life and an infected root canal and all . . .

{*credit to my funny husband for coining this phrase}

{edit #1: nice try, husband. this sadly inevitable nickname is all over the interweb}

{edit #2: if you missed the first episode, you're in luck.

PLEASE click through to the comments below to read shellene's recap.

it might be better than the actual show!}