28 July 2009

. . . when abc closes one door . . .

. . . fox opens another . . .
. . . jillian may have {finally} chosen ed . . .
{any bets on how long it'll last?}
. . . not to worry . . .
. . . let *the fatchelor begin . . .

. . . what else am i supposed to do? . . .
. . . i mean with no life and an infected root canal and all . . .
{*credit to my funny husband for coining this phrase}
{edit #1: nice try, husband. this sadly inevitable nickname is all over the interweb}
{edit #2: if you missed the first episode, you're in luck.
PLEASE click through to the comments below to read shellene's recap.
it might be better than the actual show!}


6 comments:

Lori Taylor said...

I was disappointed in her choice, but I'm not sure I saw a connection with any of her choices.
I'm sorry you have an infected root canal, ouch. Hope you get better. Let the Love begin tonight.

MichelleY said...

bring on the big love :)

meg said...

can't wait. it looks quite awesome- i must admit...

Shellene said...

Okay, let’s be honest. I watched “Fat Bachelor”, “The Fatchelor”, or “Chubby Love”.

And let’s be more honest….I’ve been there….100 pounds overweight.

But let’s REALLY be honest. I had some of the following thoughts during the show:

a) Emme is NO Chris Harrison. She may be pretty, but BORING.

b) Wow...I can relate to what she just said.... Especially "I’m 5’10 barefooted, but with heels and hair I’m 6’2”.

c) Ouch (boobs)

d) Wow, she’d be really pretty if she lost 40 pounds.

e) I’d like a big diamond ring for being fat and rejected before. Also….how did they know a size 10 ring fits all?

f) When the one girl from Portland said "I’m don’t believe in going to extremes to get attention" about the one girl that jumped in the pool, I thought….Really….tattoos and fishnets ... hmnnn?

g) PLEASE cover it up!!! Fat girls can dress modestly! Do we really want to see everything that jiggles?

h) Man, there are a lot of commercials!

i) Really, you have Spanks on? They really have a high stretch capacity!

j) Please stop flashing her weight on the screen every time you show her name...especially if we are to love her not based on her weight.

k) 'Did I look like a beached whale climbing out of the pool'... YES

l)I wonder if they will take he and his final choice and ask them to be on “The Biggest Loser” next season?

m) Please, please, please don’t have a pool party in upcoming shows

You have to admit you did too!! :)

Janet said...

And what was with the girl with 3, yes THREE Boobies? I had to pause and rewind a few times to believe my eyes. She should have been picked just for the weird factor.

Sassy said...

hahahahahhahaha Shellene....to funny!!! I love Fatchellor...seriously though I agree with what she said....and I agree with Lori I think Jillian chose wrong as well....