. . . just push play . . .

. . . as soon as

i became an iphone user . . .

. . . i downloaded this app . . .

. . . it was so awesome/convenient

to be able to scroll

through the scriptures

any time/anywhere . . .

. . . waiting at the car wash,

doctor's office,

bank drive through,

{let's be honest} sonic, etc. . . .

. . . when i got my

{surprise} birthday gift . . .

. . . of course,

i downloaded the ipad version . . .

. . . with BIGGER "PAGES"

to flip through . . .

. . . and it only took me

about three and a half months

to accidentally click

on the little white arrow

at the bottom right hand corner . . .

. . . see it down there? . . .

. . . it isn't highlighted on the phone,

but on the pad? . . .

. . . yes . . .

. . . and guess what? . . .

. . . there's a nice guy in there

WHO READS TO ME!!!!!!! . . .

. . . now i can read along

OR get ready in the morning

while HE READS TO ME!!!!!! . . .

. . . no more scriptures late at night

with me dozing off . . .

. . . i'm wide awake

in the morning

when there's the risk

of poking myself in the eye

with a mascara wand . . .