. . . 10X . . .

. . . about twenty years ago . . .

. . . a little boy in our neighborhood

wore a shirt that said . . .

{on the front}

. . . "the older i get" . . .

{and on the back}

. . . "the better i was" . . .

. . . truer words were never spoken/worn . . .

. . . what started out as 20/15 vision

is fading fast . . .

. . . putting on makeup's

getting trickier and trickier . . .

. . . so this week i treated myself

to a magnifying mirror . . .

. . . BIG mistake . . .

. . . WHOA!!!!!!! . . .

. . . pores . . .

. . . bloodshot eyes . . .

. . . saggy/flaky skin . . .

. . . zits AND wrinkles . . .

{shouldn't one end before the other begins?}

. . . crows feet . . .

. . . grey hairs . . .

. . . ALL TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN BEFORE . . .

. . . i know it's not the mirror's fault,

but may i have a refund, please? . . .