23 September 2011

. . . never wear black brighton shoes to the temple . . .

. . . one day last summer
i went to the temple . . .
. . . wearing black brighton shoes . . .
. . . look what happened . . .
{hint: there was a happy ending}


. . . yesterday i went to the temple . . .
. . . wearing black brighton shoes . . .
. . . and look what happened . . .

. . . what happened is ~
*i stepped in a sidewalk crack . . .
. . . scraping leather off the heel . . .
. . . unfixable . . .
. . . :( . . .

. . . it took me till this morning to figure out
why my right ankle is killing me . . .

. . . which lesson am i to learn? . . .

• don't wear black shoes
• don't buy brighton shoes
• don't go to the temple

. . . or . . .

• none of the above
• just don't be such a clutz!

{*only one of several obstacles that morning.
others include turning around
to go home and get bill's wallet/recommend.
bill scraping his hand
and bleeding all over his [white] tie.
we are quite a pair!}


3 comments:

cammac said...

or maybe brighton needs to make more sturdy shoes. (they are adorable shoes though)

Shellene said...

proud of you for going...usually in too much of a hurry...so not looking out for dangerous cracks...i'd suggest a beautiful, fashionable, sturdy pair of black crocs...so you girl! (not)

chris+amber said...

Sad. Maybe those shoes were made by Satan?