18 November 2011

. . . easily amused . . .

. . . seriously . . .
. . . whenever this happens . . .
{and it only happens because we usually buy costco gas
and forget to use our REWARD POINTS}

. . . i say to myself . . .
. . . "remember all those
expensive groceries
you bought to 'save' ten dollars
on this tank of gas" . . .
. . . then i'm tickled pink
about it anyway . . .
. . . such a deal! . . .


***ALSO***
. . . you guys . . .
. . . why did no one warn me? . . .
. . . i went to target today . . .
. . . needing a few staples . . .
•birthday gift for elliott
•tweezers
•michael buble christmas cd
{review coming soon}

. . . i hadn't shopped there
in over a month . . .
. . . certainly not since
the grand opening
of the much advertised
and highly touted
fresh grocery section . . .
. . . so
~ with list in hand ~
i thought i'd check it out
and finish my weekly shopping
all in one stop . . .

. . . you guys . . .
. . . in my mind,
i'd pictured a lovely
super target experience . . .

. . . EPIC FAIL! . . .

. . . this was a glorified circle k . . .
. . . produce section? . . .
. . . ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .

. . . PLUS ~ i think
the general merchandise
area and selection . . .
{you know ~ the stuff you really go to target for}
. . . has shrunk! . . .

. . . on a scale of one to ten? . . .
. . . highly dissatisfied . . .

. . . oh, well . . .
. . . at least now i know . . .

. . . next time ~ please advise . . .
. . . and spare me the trip . . .

. . . saving grace? . . .
. . . michael buble christmas cd . . .
{review coming soon, remember?}
. . . with extra tracks . . .
. . . available only at
{you guessed it}
tar-jhay . . .


2 comments:

Unknown said...

that is just stellar! and out here in 4.50/gal land.... a girl can only dream of such a delightful surprise!

Sassy said...

I had one once that was 80 cents....those are the BEST!!!!!