09 November 2011

. . . legal substitution . . .

. . . maybe you've heard . . .
. . . maybe you've noticed . . .
. . . maybe there're
no NBA games happening . . .
. . . namely the suns . . .
. . . maybe my husband
is in mourning . . .


. . . here's a suggestion
for an acceptable replacement
in your television schedule . . .
. . . stepping up to the plate . . .
. . . or the free throw line,
if you will . . .
. . . here's the starting lineup . . .
. . . well ~ let's just focus
on the center position . . .
{reverb, please. and that boxing announcer guy}


. . . the republican debates
are quite entertaining . . .
. . . and recently
they've turned
into a contact sport . . .
. . . here's evidence . . .

{embedding disabled, but watch this youtube video at 1:17}
. . . these debates
should be
rated "v"
for violence . . .
. . . next debate
~ tonight ~
CNBC . . .
. . . shield the kids' eyes . . .


2 comments:

Bill said...

Cousin Mitt is 8-0 and looking for his 9th straight win! I wish his wins would start helping him in the polls. He should be way ahead of "Hands Cain" and the "Drunken Texan".

chris+amber said...

Sad...even the Genie poked fun about this disaster during the Aladdin musical in California Adventure.