. . . legal substitution . . .

. . . maybe you've heard . . .

. . . maybe you've noticed . . .

. . . maybe there're

no NBA games happening . . .

. . . namely the suns . . .

. . . maybe my husband

is in mourning . . .

. . . here's a suggestion

for an acceptable replacement

in your television schedule . . .

. . . stepping up to the plate . . .

. . . or the free throw line,

if you will . . .

. . . here's the starting lineup . . .

. . . well ~ let's just focus

on the center position . . .

{reverb, please. and that boxing announcer guy}

. . . miiiiiiiiiitt romneeeeeeeey . . .

. . . the republican debates

are quite entertaining . . .

. . . and recently

they've turned

into a contact sport . . .

. . . here's evidence . . .

. . . mitt getting "physical"

with rick perry . . .

{embedding disabled, but watch this youtube video at 1:17}

. . . these debates

should be

rated "v"

for violence . . .

. . . next debate

~ tonight ~

CNBC . . .

. . . shield the kids' eyes . . .