. . . sturphy's law . . .

. . . typically stated as . . .

. . . "any and all white shirts

that can be in need of ironing

on the morning your husband

wants to go to the temple" . . .

. . . "will be in need of ironing

on the morning your husband

wants to go to the temple" . . .

{disclaimer: i have no idea who this "murphy" guy is/was ~

or why he has a law that sounds just like my law!}