. . . megan joy . . .

. . . hey, megan . . .

. . . let's think back to the good old days . . .

. . . a time when the judges said you were:

•different {meant as a compliment}

•one of the few [we're] going to remember

•original

•interesting

•relevant

•hip and

•beautiful

. . . after tonight we could add a few more:

•awkward

•screeching and birdlike

•crazy

•whatever the opposite of graceful is

•bratty and

•sassy {not in a complimentary way}

. . . sorry, but based on your 

strange/unattractive behavior alone, 

you deserved to go home . . .

. . . singing? we won't even go there . . .