. . . you could count
the number of times
bill has golfed
in the last seven and a half years
on one hand . . .
. . . so it was a happy occasion
when he and drew
played nine holes
early one morning
while we were in utah . . .
. . . they played at spanish oaks
in spanish fork . . .
. . . and quickly figured out
why the course charges so little
for their first tee times
of the day . . .
. . . howling morning winds . . .
. . . a golfer's worst enemy . . .
. . . hole three . . .
. . . par three . . .
. . . a hundred twenty yards . . .
. . . pitching wedge . . .
. . . bill . . .
. . . hole in one . . .
. . . witness: drew romney . . .
. . . recorded in the pro shop . . .