. . . patties . . .

. . . remember this 

"smiling pile of poo"

 emoticon? . . .

. . . i find it very funny 

when amanda includes it 

in her texts . . .

. . . what i don't find funny 

is there were three of them 

{of the cat variety 

~ AND I DO NOT HAVE A CAT!!! ~ 

 which i chose not to photograph 

~ you're welcome ~}

this morning 

in my freshly mown front yard . . . 

. . . and i managed to step 

in two of them . . .

. . . smiling pile of poo? . . .

. . . i could almost them

laughing at me . . .

. . . #timetobuynewwalkingshoes . . .