09 July 2012

. . . charity work . . .

. . . so while their son, 
"jef where's the f?"
{i'd call him jef wtf?, but that doesn't sound very nice}
is busy cavorting 
with emily maynard 
on the bachelorette . . .
. . . making lemonade toasts . . .



. . . she pretending 
like she's never shot a gun before, 
and then hitting every clay pigeon . . .



. . . and sharing some one-on-one time
 while overlooking his family's 
enormous holmstead ranch 
near st. george, utah . . .


. . . jef where's the f?'s parents are
 {according to his voiceover} 
not available to meet emily 
because they're away 
doing "charity work" . . .
. . . which as we all know 
means they are 
serving as mission presidents 
for three years in south carolina . . .


. . . i wonder how they feel about 
jef where's the f?'s 
escapades? . . .


6 comments:

becky+cade said...

i did some investigation work also. i wanted to know if they were serving a mission or mission presidents. {which is also serving a mission i guess...}

thanks heavens for google! (:

Carol said...

Thank you for the back story on that...I kept wondering...

Nanette Merrill said...

For their sake I hope he doesn't win Emily. Jef is a classy guy, even though it would seem he has different ideas than his family. I would say he came off really well in this show and they should be proud of him. It ain't easy being a parent anymore, if it ever was.

Jessalyn said...

who knew?

JULIE said...

I'd be happy if Jef wtf got a new DOOOO!!! WTD?

Sassy said...

I did the same investigation haha ..........loved the lemonade toasts .......I wish I didn't like this dang show as much as I do ......