. . . charity work . . .

. . . so while their son, 

"jef where's the f?"

{i'd call him jef wtf?, but that doesn't sound very nice}

is busy cavorting 

with emily maynard 

on the bachelorette . . .

. . . making lemonade toasts . . .

. . . she pretending 

like she's never shot a gun before, 

and then hitting every clay pigeon . . .

. . . and sharing some one-on-one time

 while overlooking his family's 

enormous holmstead ranch 

near st. george, utah . . .

. . . jef where's the f?'s parents are

 {according to his voiceover} 

not available to meet emily 

because they're away 

doing "charity work" . . .

. . . which as we all know 

means they are 

serving as mission presidents 

for three years in south carolina . . .

. . . i wonder how they feel about 

jef where's the f?'s 

escapades? . . .