. . . just say no to crack . . .

. . . warning: this post is rated pg . . .

. . . tell the kids to look away . . . 

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. . . okay . . .

. . . first of all,

i'm not quite sure

why people send this stuff 

to me . . .

. . . second of all, 

there seems 

to be a theme today . . .

. . . exhibit *a . . .

. . . from brother-in-law, rob . . .

. . . apparently the shirt says 

"i'm more attractive 

than you think" . . .

 . . . he says it's going to be 

the new required uniform 

for all his carpet installers . . . 

. . . exhibit *b . . .

. . . from daughter, amelia . . .

. . . she says, "this is how 

we do swimming 

at the johnson house" . . .

. . . this better be included 

in colby's wedding video 

someday . . . 

. . . *i'll let you figure out 

what the *a and *b stand for . . .