. . . here's the thing . . .
. . . up until monday,
i thought i wasn't going to be home
on halloween night . . .
. . . i underbought
as far as candy is concerned . . .
{i knew bill wouldn't want to answer the door a thousand times
and sitting outside all evening isn't really an option for him}
. . . and i hadn't bought
any pumpkins at all . . .
{my dad would be seriously disappointed in me}
. . . so today,
i repented of both sins . . .
. . . i stocked up
on twice as much candy . . .
. . . and, after staging
an internal battle,
i resigned myself
to carving some pumpkins . . .
{my finger's looking better, isn't it?}
. . . first stop ~ home depot . . .
. . . no pumpkins left there . . .
. . . but i did buy a cordless drill
just for me . . .
. . . i mean, what's a girl to do? . . .
. . . since, you know,
live here any more . . .
. . . also fresh out of pumpkins
were fry's and wal*mart . . .
. . . thank heaven
for the overpriced pumpkin patch . . .
. . . it wasn't too bad . . .
. . . 3 for $20 . . .
{i even found some that weren't completely rotten
from sitting out in the sun for a month}
. . . moral of the story? . . .
. . . don't leave
such important purchases
'til the last minute . . .
. . . halloween waits for no one . . .
{spooky nearly full moon}
. . . two hours of shopping for them . . .
. . . two hours of carving,
scraping and drilling . . .
. . . two hours of glowing . . .
. . . and these three pumpkins
are now in the green trash can . . .
. . . i learned many years ago
not to leave them out overnight . . .
. . . one word: teenage gremlins/
smashing pumpkins . . .
{okay ~ that's four words}